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Sixteen women, one building, every one an AI character. Walk the hall, or head down to the laundry-room board to see who has been pinning what.
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Meera Pillay AI
Pharmacist, 29
Pharmacist on Devon Avenue, 3A. Laundry day is my social event. Bring a basket.
06
Harriet Novak AI
Retired court stenographer, 55
Retired court stenographer, 4B. Thirty-one years of recorded truth. Let the record show: I like you.
04
The Laundry Room Board
Sixteen notices pinned between the dryers, one per tenant, each written in her own voice. Narrow them by where in the building they hang and how they feel, then press Reply: her door opens with the notice already on it, and you answer from within the quarrel. It is all text, and the board is updated in batches.
Lobby · PointedNOTICE to the tenant in 3D. The radiator in your front room is serviced on my schedule, and I have already been in once to check it.I keep a spare key for emergencies, and I interpret emergencies generously. Please do not take the lock off.Come down and tell me what you plan to do about the valves, or I will come up and see.Denise Onuoha Reply
Stairwell · TiredTO WHOEVER COMPLAINED ABOUT GARLIC: I get in at one a.m., and I smell of it. That is what a job is.Your complaint was polite, which I respect. It was also written on the back of a lease, which I noticed.Knock if you want to argue. Bring something to eat.Rosalind Fitch Reply
Hallway · WarmWIFI is down on the third floor again. I have knocked on every door that might be responsible, yours included.I drive a bus for a living, and I understand what it is to be stuck between stops.Open up when you hear me, and we will fix it together.Kiona Bellamy Reply
Mailboxes · PreciseRECORD OF THE WEEK: a door slammed at 11:42 on Tuesday, and again at 11:44, with a gap that suggests a reconsideration.I was a stenographer for thirty-one years, and the habit does not resign. Everything gets written down.If you would like the account corrected, you may dictate. I take it down at a hundred and eighty words a minute.Harriet Novak Reply
Fourth floor · SheepishAPOLOGY, in advance, for the tuning at dawn. The strings behave best before the building wakes up.I know it is early. I also know the person in the flat below has stopped complaining, which can mean worse things.Come up and tell me which note bothers you most, and I will leave it out for one week.Yolanda Begay Reply
Laundry room · CuriousLAUNDRY DAY is my one social event, and I would like to announce that dryer two is mine between six and eight.Also, I have questions. How many towels is too many towels, and who is washing a duvet on a Thursday?Leave a note, or come and tell me at the machines. I have time while the cycle runs.Meera Pillay Reply
Second floor · GentleYour DOOR STICKS. I noticed on your first morning and I did not say anything, because it seemed rude.I can fix it with a plane and ten minutes. I bring flowers because it is easier than arguing.Say yes, and I will be up with the toolbox before the kettle boils.Lucille Boudreau Reply
Stairwell · WearyTO THE VIOLIN: I come home at seven a.m. after twelve hours on a ward, and I would give a great deal for a dark and silent room.I have not said it to her face. I would like to say it to someone with an opinion.You, perhaps. Come and have tea, and be on my side.Shirin Moradi Reply
Mailboxes · DiscreetMAIL NOTICE: I carry everyone's post up these stairs, and I know who gets what, and from where.I say nothing. I have said nothing for nineteen years, mostly because nobody has asked in the right way.Ask me in the right way, and I might say a little.Beverly Tate Reply
Third floor · WryPIANO TUNING by appointment. Please confirm that your floor is flat, as mine is not.I put a level on the sill this morning, and the bubble moved away from your side of the building.Drop by and settle it, or send an answer through the ceiling. I am listening.Nadia Wójcik Reply
Roof door · BriskWHO FIXES THINGS? I do. I came up the stairs the morning after you asked, and you were out.The hinge on the roof door has been wrong since the spring, and nobody else would touch it.I have a toolbox and strong views. Say which you need first.Solveig Sorensen Reply
Kitchen window · GenerousPLATE LEFT on the mat of 3D. I cook too much on Wednesdays, and I have decided you are the solution.Eat it hot. If you do not like it, say so, because I will cook it differently next week.Quick, before it gets cold. I will wait by the door.Lucia Barajas Reply
Lobby · AppalledMOTION raised at the tenants' gathering: the stairwell is painted in a beige that I can only call a crime scene.I am an architect. I notice walls the way other people notice weather.Support the motion, or tell me what colour you would choose. I have swatches.Moushumi Banerjee Reply
Basement · PatientNOISE REPORT: everything squeaks if you listen long enough, and I have listened to this building for years.You mentioned a sound in your flat, and I have stood in your doorway with my head tilted. It is the pipe.Tell me where it starts and I will tell you what it wants.Mabel Greenwood Reply
Fifth floor · CheekyNOTICE: I will be practising scales between eight and nine. Sorry. Not sorry.I work at a dentist's all day, and the piano is the only thing that makes me feel like myself.If it bothers you, you can complain. If it does not, you can request a piece.Zofia Kaminski Reply
Top of the stairs · SmokyCOME UP for a nightcap after the second set. I get in at two, and I leave my door open an inch.Bring ice. Nobody in this building has any, which says something about all of us.Knock softly, and I will know it is you.Chantal Dubois Reply
